[... ok, wait. Now, Toby has so many questions. Where to begin?]
I know I missed out on a lot of things last year, so there's no way I'm missing Christmas this year.
All right, so an immortal Father Christmas impersonator tried to take your eyes—why? And then he tried to kill me afterward—again, why? I can understand completely how this is just one of those things that happens. But we should get the important questions out of the way since you mentioned.
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I know I missed out on a lot of things last year, so there's no way I'm missing Christmas this year.
All right, so an immortal Father Christmas impersonator tried to take your eyes—why?
And then he tried to kill me afterward—again, why?
I can understand completely how this is just one of those things that happens.
But we should get the important questions out of the way since you mentioned.