[ic] Contact

[hisheartsdesire]

Tobias may one day learn to change the greeting on his voicemail. Until then, there's only the default.

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[fuckwashington]

His name's Tobias Matthews but I can call him Toby. He's just so kind and wonderful and he's literally the best thing that's ever happened to me. We met back home, in the 1980s, at a costume party. He's ten times a better person than I am and I really wish that everybody could just SEE that. He's gotten so much shit lately but is it his fault? Of course not, sometimes these things just happen and if everybody back home knew the full story and knew about those damn tarot cards, then they'd see just how wonderful he is like I do.

[fuckwashington]

make your boyfriend stop telling me about how big your dick is

[Dear Toby, please collect your shit.]

[hisheartsdesire]

I'm sorry, but who are you?
Also, please tell me he's not actually discussing that with you.

[fuckwashington]

im the fucking teenager your boyfriend spilling his guts to about his love life

and no he isnt but i bet he would if i asked lucky fucking you im not the curious type

[hisheartsdesire]

I'm assuming you told him to shut up if he's been annoying or aggravating you.
So I'll try to contact him. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

[fuckwashington]

i have talked to him twice before this and the impression i got was that telling him to shut up will make him talk more and asking questions will make him clam up but correct me if im fucking wrong here

he keeps mentioning pink elephants and tarot cards and "something else"
and annoying moths

[hisheartsdesire]

I'm not saying that you're wrong, but some people try anyway.
Just so you know, my contacting him doesn't guarantee results.

[fuckwashington]

im not some people

im pretty sure the only thing with guaranteed results is going in there and strangling him which is way too fucking much effort

[hisheartsdesire]

I didn't know that until you mentioned. Glad that's out of the way.
At least give me a name for the "fucking teenager" who Dorian is harassing.
I'm certain that's the only thing that would guarantee YOU results.
Perhaps others as well, so long as I'm indisposed.

[fuckwashington]

ronan lynch

dont fucking tell me you think your ass is magic too
the fact that he clearly fucking does is already too much

[hisheartsdesire]

As if I had any intention of telling anyone that, let alone someone I just met!
That's none of your business or anyone else's, you shouldn't HAVE to hear him spouting nonsense.
And I'm sorry he's opening this can of worms and making it your business.

[fuckwashington]

I WASNT BEING LITERAL

[hisheartsdesire]

Fair enough.
Has he stopped pestering you yet?

[fuckwashington]

no
i dont think hes going to until the nurses take him of whatever they have him on
whatever it is its fucking strong
you know hes in the hospital right

[hisheartsdesire]

Actually, I didn't.
Why is he in there in the first place?

[There... shouldn't be anything capable of hospitalizing him, right? He recovers from everything: injuries, death, the bite that normally turns others into vampires...]

[fuckwashington]

i dont fucking know man
this may come as a shock to you but straight answers are not the top of his priority list

[hisheartsdesire]

Right, right. He's high.
I don't suppose he's actually said anything useful.
Anyway, thanks for mentioning about the hospital and everything else.
Sorry I didn't get him off you.

[fuckwashington]

what is he big on straight answers when hes sober
hes been vague and cryptic about everything except how fucking handsome you apparently are
and how you were a dick to him when you first met
so good for you

["You're welcome."]

[hisheartsdesire]

That depends on who he's conversing with and if it has anything to do with him getting whatever the fuck he wants.

[fuckwashington]

well tell him when hes better that hes never getting shit from me
it seems like he might actually listen to you
that includes the teddy bear he just asked me for

[For those in the cheap seats, this is Ronan's oh so subtle attempt to tell Toby to buy his boyfriend a teddy bear. Ronan Lynch: Secret romantic.]

[hisheartsdesire]

Great, he's begging people for presents.
Food, a teddy bear... but then again, I don't know that he's ever been in hospital before.
If I hear that he's out, I'll send whatever he wants to the apartment.

[fuckwashington]

[At least he's a good boyfriend, even if he has terrible taste.]

he says he broke his leg
and he was poisoned
by a ninja

[hisheartsdesire]

God, I don't know what I'm to make of that.
I don't understand what could have happened to his power.

[fuckwashington]

this

[Attached is a photo of Dorian, bruised and battered in his hospital bed.]

[hisheartsdesire]

I've never seen him that way before.
Rather, never seen him stay that way for long.
It's hard to believe.

[His heart—and a text message—is going out to Dorian.]