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[hisheartsdesire]

Tobias may one day learn to change the greeting on his voicemail. Until then, there's only the default.

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[hisheartsdesire]

They get some bland and boring things catered to us.
Apparently only those on death row get to request whatever they want.
Though it's limited to a budget.
Anyway, I get some meat and vegetables, potatoes in some form or other, salad, bread, a non-alcoholic beverage, and a simple dessert.

I might be able to get something online, but that might also require an ID.
I can't quite provide that here in prison, not that I know of.
Would you get him something and deliver it for me?
Not for nothing, of course. I'd pay you back, obviously.

[enustari]

dessert wow
fancy

fine but you owe me a favor

[hisheartsdesire]

Isn't it just?
Sometimes a tiny cup of flavoured ice.
Other times, a tiny cup of a single flavour of ice cream.
Fancy for prison, but hardly like anything I see in adverts.
Heaven forbid they spend any more on prisoners.
It might seem less like punishment that way.

And yes, I do owe you a favour if you do this for me.
You have my word.

[enustari]

the punishment is craving 🍦 fr the rest of the day
after you get yr 2 bites
they know what theyre doing

we have a deal then

is it ok to assume she's been dialing up his phone at ImPorted Pleasures? i'll edit otherwise

[hisheartsdesire]

Ah, so that's how prison works here.
Hm, I think it's actually working.
Really, dessert's the only part of a prison meal that's worth having.

Great. Pleasure doing business with you.
Or whatever you'd like to call it.
Thanks for calling the hotline often, by the way.

totally cool!

[enustari]

of course
people just leave their credit cards with me
what better use for them?

[hisheartsdesire]

Do they really, or is that a power of yours?
But you're right, anyway.
People don't know how to take care of their things, and you're putting them to better use.

[enustari]

for their tabs mostly
bet they get a kick out of the bill
i know i do

[hisheartsdesire]

What's the most any one of them has 'spent' on your services?
Or on mine, for that matter?

[enustari]

on you i dont know
i never pay attention to the rate
some have spent hundreds on me