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[hisheartsdesire]

Tobias may one day learn to change the greeting on his voicemail. Until then, there's only the default.

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[brushoff]

Well I was in JAIL jail for robbing a bank, long before you showed up. My supervillain activities against Archangel never got me arrested, though I did incur the wrath of a handful of imPorts. I was on probation around the first time you showed up because, under the influence of the devil, I murdered a girl.

[hisheartsdesire]

Wow, probation for murder. That really IS a light sentence.
It's strange to be in a world where one might not even serve jail time for murder.
Strange and beneficial, that is.
Anyway, that whole bit where you were staying home and trying to be a good boy suddenly makes complete sense.
I doubt you would have been otherwise.

[brushoff]

I can't help it! The jail was blown up, they couldn't put me there.
But you're right: I wouldn't have been a good boy unless provoked.

[hisheartsdesire]

It sounds more like you were intimidated rather than provoked into being a good boy.
Given the choice between a slap on the wrist and jail time, of course you'd choose the former.
And maybe you were all right the first week and a half before you decided to test the limits of your probation.
Am I right?

[brushoff]

You're too generous: I was testing the limits within a week.

[hisheartsdesire]

Damn. Almost had you there.

[brushoff]

You're still fairly close, though! I suppose most people would have thought a day.