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[hisheartsdesire]

Tobias may one day learn to change the greeting on his voicemail. Until then, there's only the default.

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[brushoff]

I did indeed get you a game console at home: a Playstation.
I've been asking around here to see what sort of game consoles would be best because honestly, I don't have the slightest idea where to start.
Suggestions?

[ Dorian has not roomed with anyone who remotely plays video games, congrats Toby he is 100% out of his depth right here ]

[hisheartsdesire]

Do they have Playstations here, or something that serves as an equivalent?
Watch it have a ridiculously embarrassing, cheap knockoff brand name. Playcenter. Enjoystation.
I still want it anyway, so there's that. Anything with shooter games sounds perfectly fine.
Anyway, what did I get you as a present?

[brushoff]

Funconsole!
As for what you got me? [ you got dead, NO WAIT, NOT SAYING THAT ]
The sad thing is, I got pulled here before I could open my presents. And yes, 'Dorian why didn't you shake the box or peek in the wrapping or open it while I set up the Playstation?' Well, the answer to that was I was hungover on Christmas Day and it simply didn't enter my mind. Happy Christmas?

[hisheartsdesire]

Funconsole gives me this idea that players get kind of physical with it.
Wait, you really got hungover on Christmas Day? Well, did we plan on staying in?
Damn. How am I supposed to outdo myself if I don't know what I'd given you?
I imagine you aren't exactly interested in a Playstation.
But then again, I still have other things to work with here.
I don't quite know the circumstance back home.

[brushoff]

Yes, I really got hungover on Christmas Day, go ahead and make fun of me.
We did plan on staying in but we ended up going out a little bit.
(and don't ask me about what happened when we went out, I got pulled here before we could actually do something)

[ he is a DAMN LIAR ]

[hisheartsdesire]

That is so very laughably you. It's fine, I'm sure.
No, you know what? I'll laugh anyway. You just can't hear it in text.
Oh, damn. Did you at least know where we were going to?
Or was it something I planned, like a surprise Christmas treat?

[brushoff]

God help us all, I'm becoming predictable.
And it was something you planned. All I knew is that we were going out.

[hisheartsdesire]

The end of the world now, is it? How dramatic!
Dorian Gray: predictable. The man who never changes and yet never stays quite the same.
Quite the paradox.
Anyway, so it was something I'd planned. All right.
Well, nothing I can quite do about that now, so I'll just have to think bigger and better than my future self!
Should be something exciting and perhaps involve some degree of risk, I think.

[brushoff]

If I'm to be remembered as anything, better a paradox than hyperbole.
And this trip sounds wonderful already. I LOVE a degree of risk.

[hisheartsdesire]

Well, you are that, too. Excessive.
Hardly the sort of man who does things in moderation.
It's not like there's really a halfway with you.
And I know you do. How have you not taken on "The Gambler" as a proper superhero or supervillain nickname?

[brushoff]

But hyperbole's more obnoxiously excessive.
Yes, I rarely do things in moderation, but I'd rather be remembered as cunning wordplay over sheer volume.
And as for the Gambler, I already took on a supervillain name! There was a brief period last summer when I was a costumed criminal. I took on the name Faust.

[hisheartsdesire]

Faust. Again, predictable.
But perhaps only to those who know you well enough.
You're always hiding in plain sight.
Last summer, you say—before, or after my arrival?
This isn't the same as that caper with The Shade, was it?

[brushoff]

I think partly before, partly after. You were dealing with that bitch Maryam at the time.
But no, it's not the same as that caper with Shade. That time it was straight illegal. This time, I managed to work it so that even if they turned me in, I'd be able to swing a better sentence.
The perks of operating against an illegal vigilante group.

[hisheartsdesire]

I see. So it was an ongoing thing around the time I'd arrived.
What was the 'better' sentence you got?
How on earth had I not noticed?

[brushoff]

Well I was in JAIL jail for robbing a bank, long before you showed up. My supervillain activities against Archangel never got me arrested, though I did incur the wrath of a handful of imPorts. I was on probation around the first time you showed up because, under the influence of the devil, I murdered a girl.

[hisheartsdesire]

Wow, probation for murder. That really IS a light sentence.
It's strange to be in a world where one might not even serve jail time for murder.
Strange and beneficial, that is.
Anyway, that whole bit where you were staying home and trying to be a good boy suddenly makes complete sense.
I doubt you would have been otherwise.

[brushoff]

I can't help it! The jail was blown up, they couldn't put me there.
But you're right: I wouldn't have been a good boy unless provoked.

[hisheartsdesire]

It sounds more like you were intimidated rather than provoked into being a good boy.
Given the choice between a slap on the wrist and jail time, of course you'd choose the former.
And maybe you were all right the first week and a half before you decided to test the limits of your probation.
Am I right?

[brushoff]

You're too generous: I was testing the limits within a week.

[hisheartsdesire]

Damn. Almost had you there.

[brushoff]

You're still fairly close, though! I suppose most people would have thought a day.